i didn’t even know the northern mariana islands existed
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That’s not Tim Ryan, CNN. It’s some guy in a field shouting toward a cell phone camera with no microphone on. NOW it’s Tim Ryan.
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LOL OHIO
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lol first ohio guy was ANGRY
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eject the midwest into the sun
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Ohio cringe, as usual
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Haven’t even got there yet but I’m certain this is accurate.
Edit: accurate
I’m confused, they’re in Portland. I’ve been assured the city was in smoking ruins. What gives?
Poor Bob Casey got sent to Scranton? Nobody deserves that.
When does Tulsi give the keynote?
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it’s joe time!
build back better!
why would you fuckin pick a tongue twister as your campaign slogan.
should just move to Puerto Rico, what a sweet place
The Calamari Comeback State? Well, alrighty then.
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lol hold those shrimps for the camera
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Now my parents want calamari and can’t stop talking about it
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missed opportunity to not have Taylor Swift do Tennessee
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sioux philosophy says there are only 7 more generations?
tennessee having fun lol i love it THAT’S WHY I’M HERE