The DNC 2020

So are they just pretending to be 2014 era Republicans to try and trick some to vote Dem or is that actually where we are at?

Iā€™m dying. This is terrible. We deserve to lose every election if not for the soul of America etc etc

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Some highly paid Democratic consultants are going to be in the hospital in 3 hours and 45 minutes due to their erections not going away in time after getting 15 Republicans to come out in favor of their nominee.

I feel okay making this joke non-gender neutral because I just have to assume the people stupid enough to put this strategy together were dudes.

Someone find a way to make a Ben Shapiro/WAP joke off this please.

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A return to normalcy! Harding '20!

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Doug Jones coming in with that thin, reedy voice making me laugh (Iā€™m high)

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Nah, that post is way too dry.

ā€œI believe Americans have more in common than divides us.ā€

LOL Doug, no we fucking donā€™t.

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Doug Jones looks like Slimer in the first Ghostbusters.

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ALABAMA showed you that we dont have to be divided? Have you ever been to Alabama?

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I mean Whitmerā€™s lips were definitely wetā€¦

Jones.

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The Lincoln Project douchenozzles would have been better

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He might have well been selling lawn care products, I had a hard time paying attention to him

Christie taking shots

every time i think of doug jones i just think ā€œdem won bamaā€ and smile and stop thinking about it

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AOC gets 60 seconds to introduce Bernie. Can we go with Senate rules and he yields his time to her?

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I spent the whole time laughing at the fork in the road in the middle of the field posing as a crossroads because he couldnā€™t change one line in his speech.

Is that Eva Longoria?

Hopefully they have Alyssa Milano lined up

lol i would love a george conway speech at the democratic convention on multiple levels

Eva really is killing it as the MC imo. So much better and more genuine than any of the network talking heads would be.

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