Rage meter about to skyrocket
Grunching, but NBC thinks Kasich is such a stupid choice for a speaker that they didn’t even bother spelling his name correctly:
Kasich with the weird drone angle
Oh come on. A literal cross road. Jesus
I’m John Kasich, standing at a literal crossroads, in the middle of a field, dressed like a retired white guy straight out of central casting, who fucking loves Americana, giving a lukewarm call to moderation and bipartisanship.
Holy shit Meg Whitman drank from the wrong chalice.
OH MY GOD HE IS ACTUALLY AT KIND OF A CROSSROADS. OH WAIT NO HE ISN’T THAT IS ACTUALLY A FORK IN THE ROAD.
WTF
At least Whitman kept it short. Fuck that lady.
Also fuck Kasich
Imma need a COMPUTER ENHANCE on that belt Kasich is wearing.
he’s at home plate on a baseball diamond, excoriating the umpire
Heritage not hate!
Lincoln!
Kasich: “Hello. I just bought a new drone from Amazon.”
PARTY OF LINCOLLLLLLNNNNNNNN
Crossroads are where you sell your soul. Pass it on.
KASICH IS DEEPLY CONCERNED
SIREN ALARM
Soon: John Bolton
Fuck your faith, buddy
Current power rankings (since i tuned in):
KASICH
GRETCH
OTHER GOP TOADS I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE