The Crypto Thread

https://twitter.com/Bitcoin_Xoe/status/1511728701284786177

Those must be some Class 1 laser eyes, the type you’d find in a children’s toy.

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Sure, but coinbase makes all of its money on the bid/ask spread of idiots who trade crypto short term. It’s a great biz at the moment but they are positioned to exit handsomely when their followers don’t have any money left to trade a bunch of marketed garbage that never had a chance.

You’ll get that dead cat bounce when the spend 15 million on a super bowl ad.

Coinbase is looking to get Elon to buy 20% for their next pop.

So, Wall street bull x Fox sports football robot?

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Highlights of day two of the conference include a discussion between MicroStrategy CEO and BTC hoarder Michael Saylor, and outspoken Ark Invest CEO Cathie Wood.

why the hell do I own this again god not these people

Say whatever else you want about Saylor but he’s put himself out there in position to be either the best or worst speculator in the history of mankind.

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He could be considered both of those in the same week!

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he lost more than anyone during the dotcom era

well except maybe softbank, they always get rekt if tech goes down I aint looking it up

So glad I bought into this goddamned nonsense

this reminds me of the butter cow from the state fair

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article260097885.html

funny this article was 2 days ago about operation tornado, well there’s more crypto crooks there right now miami cops

also they caught this person from tor and that person used tumblers just so you all know not to fuck around and find out (person didn’t get charged criminally but they charged the crypto, because it’s ridic that is a law but don’t do shady illegal shit)

https://twitter.com/crawleytown/status/1512067682908073987?t=qYLPU4xQLn4C-jdkcUzkgw&s=19

This will end well

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The suspect, who was questioned by federal agents and whose Parkland home was searched, did not challenge the U.S. government’s move to take his cryptocurrency, according to court records.

wow, so i guess they searched his home and found his pass phrase? and he’s not challenging it is even more wow, he’s probably got twice as much on passphrases the cops didn’t find

good news for definitely not legal offshore crypto accounts

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1512169603539292160?s=20&t=DgfMmq9bYrh60biLE11Ycg

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My first ever football manager team. Took them from conference to league one before getting canned. Was the only time a game has ever made me feel genuinely sad.

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https://twitter.com/bunchesofbees/status/1512274315097477121?s=21&t=o-j6L98WkzI_kI2HSa1INQ

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That seems on point.

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