The Crapto Thread

The important lesson about the 17th century tulip market is how the crash proved the bulbs were worthless and now there are no tulips.

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Sounds like something that didnā€™t actually happen

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  1. When Riverman predicted BTC to zero
  2. When Riverman started crowing about being ā€œrightā€
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This man appears to own 90 penguin jpegs. This one cost $79k at time of purchase, allegedly.

He also owns 90 fishing rod jpegs which appear related to the penguins, but Iā€™m not going to investigate further.

Pudgies arenā€™t the next blue chips?

https://twitter.com/yo/status/1576957961213120512?s=20&t=TIlX2XWZQujwkp5XSid__Q

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(In court)

Me whispering to the guy sitting next to me: this is not legal advice but you should tell that old shit head wearing the robe that heā€™s a sissy

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This is not fashion advice but Ha Ha Ha Oh my God have you seen Brianā€™s Hat?

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I know everyone loved this guyā€™s NFT video so much, that I had to let you know he has a new piece out on passive income scams. And itā€™s only a little more than an hour long!

https://twitter.com/hdevalence/status/1578112391023185920

https://twitter.com/hdevalence/status/1578128350958059520

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I think this warrants my first
:vince:

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if all the tulip transactions had been recorded onā€¦ letā€™s say, a chain of blocks, then people might be less inclined to compare everything to an exaggerated tulip bubble 400 years later

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donā€™t you drive around in a golf cart to avoid walking?

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rivermang golf cart probably powered by pure hate tho, touche

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also wait until rivermang hears about the resources used in fiat currency, whoo boy

get this, there are things called bank branches but not like trees, instead what they did is built all these buildings for the money to live in, and the people are only allowed to come inside the money houses for a third of the day

like 20 stray dogs and 50 stray cats could camp out there overnight and avoid the elements if somebody somewhere didnā€™t make up some crazy rule about No Sleepovers At The Money House

and these things are everywhere, like, one block near me has five of them, itā€™s madness

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but not like trees

:joy:

BPX8

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unless i missed something thatā€™s the binance smart chain not the binance crypto exchange