The Crapto Thread

OK but what would you have said about S.B.F. two months ago?

Maybe it’s just a total commitment to his incompetent businessman defense. “Look, I’m totally incompetent at managing risk in all aspects of my life!”

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So is Johnny Lyu a Good Cryto Guy? And all the crypto guys who have gotten wrecked were known (by you at least) to be bad crypto guys? S.B.F., the Luna guy, has anyone else gotten zeroed out yet? Is the Bi Nance guy also good crypto guy?

Oh shit is Bi Nance the company that stole your cryptoes? Sorry I didn’t remember that when I wrote the question. Now that I’m typing this out I can see this all looks like me poking at you for that, I didn’t mean it like that, sorry.

Pelosi is orchestrating these crypto collapses as part of her retirement plan. Goodbye BiNance, and hello ByNancy.

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He’s the boss of a crypto exchange called Kucoin, and SBF over the summer tried to go after them by saying he knows the inside scoop that they’re insolvent. He first said “some 3rd tier exchanges… watch out” and I was like bitch FTX is a third tier exchange and Sweet Johnny is gonna beat his ass Singaporean style when it all falls apart.

Kucoin already survived a bear market and more importantly they’re #1 in my heart because they told USA to fuck off, you don’t own the world, in terms of regulating USA users.

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Ben McKenzie Schenkkan, an actor who regularly speaks out on crypto, says in his prepared testimony, that the industry is a “massive speculative bubble.”

“I submit to you today that the entire cryptocurrency industry resembles nothing more than a massive speculative bubble built on a foundation of fraud,” Schenkkan said. “In my opinion, it is the largest Ponzi scheme in history by an order of magnitude.”

What is happening here? Why are actors testifying in Congress about crypto?

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He’s written a book about it, although it doesn’t come out until next year. Maybe the Senate liked his guest spot on Chapo a few months ago.

https://www.amazon.com/Easy-Money-Cryptocurrency-Casino-Capitalism/dp/1419766392

probably settled for an actor because the clown they were trying to get to testify bailed at the last second for some reason

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The bad guy Sam stuff is mostly retcon. He was a fun meme two months ago. There were a couple of folks on crypto twitter sounding the alarm years ago but most were oblivious. 6ix may have been an early hater. Bull market makes us stupid :vince3:

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Hard to believe that this is true.

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https://twitter.com/glennsc/status/1602794910398103553

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yeah sounds like bullshit

Fox Hill inmates reported removing human waste by buckets and developing bed sores from lying on the bare ground, according to a 2021 human-rights report on the Bahamas by the U.S. State Department. Cells were also infested with rats, maggots and insects, the report said.

How can you get bed sores with no bed??? Probably just a bunch of whiners.

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Hopefully they have good vegan food there though

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marry fuck kill

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He actually told the judge he deserved bail because he has ADD

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I like where your head’s at google

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