The Crapto Thread

bRo ThIs Is ThE cRaPtO tHrEaD!

Lord have mercy you brain geniuses got a lot of mileage out of that one.

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don’t make me tap the “crapto thread” sign

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Big But How Much Did You Lose Energy

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Has the thought occurred that maybe people are annoyed their favorite casino shut down due to all the biblical plagues and that they wish they would’ve made even more money had they known a fucking like tornado of frogs was gonna land on top of it?

The real thing happening is you all are confusing “getting furious” with “not being able to muster the civility to show respect for your dumb shit even a little bit”, but, also the first thing.

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https://adaptershack.com/t/irony/_tmp_phpzrus4v_flames.jpg

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Edited out mean stuff.

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Bernie Madoff is in prison for the rest of his life. That lawyer must be an idiot. He should keep talking.

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Lawbros might say that without their help he’d have got a lot longer.

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Madoff got out of jail last year

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He actually got out of prison last year in a bodybag

Edit My pony is still in prison

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I heard your pony did an Epstein

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This woman is a disgrace

https://twitter.com/repmaxinewaters/status/1598693811252875264?s=46&t=FoWA8M2S55TO8uaaZjqqhA

This is a perfectly written tweet if she wants him to testify. (He won’t.)

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New (premium) Chapo is about FTX

Looking forward to seeing Sam testifying under oath in DC! uh, he is still allowed to go to DC, right?

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He hasn’t been in the country since FTX’s collapse because he’s, uh, working with regulators to help make customers whole. Yeah, that’s it.

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Does the Bahamas not have a law against fraud and “stealing billions of dollars?”