bRo ThIs Is ThE cRaPtO tHrEaD!
Lord have mercy you brain geniuses got a lot of mileage out of that one.
Did anyone short GME at $480?
don’t make me tap the “crapto thread” sign
Who in the everloving fuck is pretending to have a good faith discussion in the Crapto thread?
Weird “lots of people” and “the discord” have been making perfectly timed completely unverified short trades while also being true believers.
Big But How Much Did You Lose Energy
Riverman:Uh, except, like, look around. Look at what is actually happening dude!
what’s actually happening:
The answer depends on whether crypto is doing well at any given time. Also, for some reason the “I just like money” crowd, gets furious about negative crypto content.
Has the thought occurred that maybe people are annoyed their favorite casino shut down due to all the biblical plagues and that they wish they would’ve made even more money had they known a fucking like tornado of frogs was gonna land on top of it?
The real thing happening is you all are confusing “getting furious” with “not being able to muster the civility to show respect for your dumb shit even a little bit”, but, also the first thing.
Riverman would not come close to passing a Turing Test and making a containment thread for him wasn’t meant to be a Do Your Best Impression contest, wat are you even talking about.
Edited out mean stuff.
Bernie Madoff is in prison for the rest of his life. That lawyer must be an idiot. He should keep talking.
Lawbros might say that without their help he’d have got a lot longer.
Madoff got out of jail last year
He actually got out of prison last year in a bodybag
Edit My pony is still in prison
I heard your pony did an Epstein
This woman is a disgrace
https://twitter.com/repmaxinewaters/status/1598693811252875264?s=46&t=FoWA8M2S55TO8uaaZjqqhA
This is a perfectly written tweet if she wants him to testify. (He won’t.)
New (premium) Chapo is about FTX
Looking forward to seeing Sam testifying under oath in DC! uh, he is still allowed to go to DC, right?
He hasn’t been in the country since FTX’s collapse because he’s, uh, working with regulators to help make customers whole. Yeah, that’s it.
Does the Bahamas not have a law against fraud and “stealing billions of dollars?”