That bankruptcy filing is by far the most insane bankruptcy pleading I have ever read. That reads like the new guy being concerned he might get tangled up in all the criminality and wanting to be transparent with how bad it is to make sure it’s obvious to me.
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And honestly, suzzer seems dead set on staying poor and having no fun whilst doing so, but I kinda want everybody else to take advantage of the next crypto cycle and his stupid ass bullshit doesn’t help.
Like, imagine flashing forward 3 years and some poor soul is reading suzzer talk about motley tulips and what not, slowly realizing that they missed it AGAIN.
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And if I’m being truly forthright, it’s bad financial advice to the point it might be a crime. Suzzer might literally be worse than 10 SBFs. SBF just stole money but suzzer is stealing hopes and dreams.
I tried to check my financial records to see if I had any Stanley nickels but I accidentally spilled coffee on them and now I think I’m bankrupt.
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I don’t have any real dollars per se, but on my financial statements / napkin I did jot down that my perceived dollars were $100 million. So I’m doing great.
Any further questions I will have to refer to my CFO who happens to also be my dog.
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www.suzzerthoughts.gov.www/suzzerthoughts
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I’ve had this poster on ignore forever. Apparently this drives him bananas. I can’t even figure out what he’s trying to say most of the time (and I doubt anyone else can either). So I’m not going to address a bunch of nonsense charts while I try to figure out what his point is, then argue with my assumptions.
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This is minor, but I found it hilarious: I was listening to one of the several podcasts I have queued up about FTX (Plain English), and heard SBF referred to as Jpeg Morgan. Just great stuff.
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Damn that’s good.
I doubt the Biebs is net up.
https://twitter.com/EmilyRPeck/status/1592285082877718528
https://twitter.com/HemingwayHitch/status/1592599346050048001
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more women fraudsters
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They’re right of course about unequal treatment, but the answer is that everyone should be able to dress like that and not the usual complaint that white men shouldn’t get to.
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