The Court of the People aka beetlejuice solves all your problems
based on the blue number next to the about moderation thread going up so much and so quickly (tl;dr), it’s clear there’s some kind of crisis going on here, and only i can fix it. as the undisputed top poster on this board, i see very good posters on both sides of this schism. on both sides!
itt i will be solving any and all problems presented to me in a very strong and powerful way. both in the order i receive them and in their order of importance as decided by me, the sole judiciary in these proceedings.
there will be no voting on any of this. the time for voting is over. this is happening. all my decisions itt are final and MUST be respected.
this will be a “court of the people”. an original idea created by me, that may appear to share some similarities with certain long-running daytime reality tv programs, but i assure you it’s completely different for reasons that i won’t get into now
