The Continuing Misadventures of Michael J. Avenatti, Esq.

https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1487236335920459785?s=20&t=gydYMSe0kRgdiOY46NIalw

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My god representing yourself in a criminal trial is always such an epically stupid horrendous decision.

Can a lawbro explain why he’s allowed to ask completely irrelevant questions? Doesn’t the other side yell “Objection!” like in Ace Attorney?

I suspect there is no reason to object when he’s digging his own grave.

They’re relevant. The shit about her believing she can speak to the dead goes to her credibility. But also he looks fucking terrible asking those questions representing himself, and the quote from her about him I guess goes to state of mind probably, or to the fact that he was earning whatever money he was taking from her I guess? Honestly if I was the prosecutor I wouldn’t object even if it was irrelevant.

Yes, also this. It takes a good trial attorney to understand the rules of evidence and know when they can win an objection. It takes a great trial attorney to understand that you shouldn’t object just because you can.

Seems crazy to me that someone with fairly basic woo-woo beliefs can’t be a credible witness. A third of the country would be disqualified by that standard.

Just because you can ask the question doesn’t mean the person isn’t credible. Relevance is a really low standard, and credibility is ultimately determined by the jury. Avenatti being the one to essentially make fun of her woo woo beliefs by representing himself is the dumbest fucking strategic decision I’ve seen in a long time though. The jury is going to hate him.

Well ok then!

https://twitter.com/klasfeldreports/status/1488907206342942721?s=21

Damn I wish they put federal trials on TV.

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1488918445060247553?s=20&t=uvozosUqsyti2c6h5BMF8Q

How can he lose with a closing argument like that

Italian food is good. He should have worked in a reference to his “nonna” to really win over the jury.

What’s happening with the Nike extortion trial, is that coming up? Or is this it?

Natti was already convicted for trying to shake down Nike.

Oh dear. Not looking great for him, is it? Guessing he is not going to be on the 2024 dem ticket, then.

Might just barely be out of prison in time for 2024 if he doesn’t get dinged for his various other crimes.

Based on the limited amount I saw regarding what was argued, I wouldn’t be shocked if the judge directed a verdict against him. The one iron rule in law practice is don’t touch the client’s money.

Judges can’t direct guilty verdicts, only not guilty ones. A directed guilty verdict would violate the right to a jury trial.

Interesting, points to how little I know about criminal law. Saw a reference from 1952 to the “minority rule” where it could favor the prosecution under some circumstances, but that seems to no longer be the case. In any event, they can retry him in the event of a deadlock, though he probably enjoys litigating more than sitting around in prison.