The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346472111603216385
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January 20th is a fake date. We’re actually still inside 2020. 2021 is a simulation.

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I think there was a report about preparations for some kind of mar a lago thing on 20th but he hasn’t said anything like that, so not sure if thats legit or not.

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I don’t know who this Antifa guy is, but he’s a menace and must be stopped!

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/532650-hawley-antifa-threatened-wife-newborn-daughter

Circle gets the square?

https://twitter.com/rollcall/status/1346473050078777356

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Not sure if ponied, but wow:

https://mobile.twitter.com/rollcall/status/1346473050078777356

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Pence denies. Who knows.

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1346475563502866433

itshappening.gif

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Grassley is super duper old so maybe he just got confused.

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I’m still going with Pence shows up and starts the process, but the objections take forever to hear so he’s not there at the end and Grassley has to take over. Grassley may have just forgotten he wasn’t supposed to let people know of this plan in advance.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346478482105069568
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Retarded watergate

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Trump’s legacy will be that he killed 1 out of every 1000 Americans and still almost got re-elected.

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Or Pence visits the restroom just before the bomb goes off.

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I wonder if he knows the etymology of that word.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346488314157797389
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I see Trump’s been reading his Constitution again.

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But not our Constitution.

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1346486620577435651?s=21

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