The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

I think he meant NC = National Cemetery

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Ahhhh. Funny, I was thinking he must mean Arlington, VA due to the national cemetery and didn’t put it together.

Garden hose down the leg of your pants works every time.

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I know a certain Taxi driver who pishes on his golf course everytime he passes…

It is legal for a man to urinate in public, as long it is against the rear offside wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

There is no law allowing or forbidding such a practice, but local authorities are expected to exercise discretion in these cases.

Rule 4: It is illegal to flag a taxi if you have the plague

This one can be described as half true . Under The Public Health (Control of Diseases) Act 1984, anyone known to be suffering from a disease, including plague, may not enter a taxi without first notifying the driver of their ailment. The taxi driver can then decide whether or not they would like to carry the passenger.

Phew!!!

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He is actually too much of a coward to call for this directly but he will continue to do his oblique “some people are saying” act to try to provoke others to action.

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And also, I believe they have found that a lack of mandate actually didn’t cause the death spirals and kill Obamacare like they thought it would. It’s like he has a minimum amount of being wrong he has to include in every tweet, so he stuck that last little bit in there. Incredible.

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Maybe she can bring in some extra koopa troopas. (I had to Google the DC mayor to make sure her last name was actually Bowser, lol)

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And the rumors will be that he is still alive…

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Lol, so jealous.

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Every effing Thing he did was in spite of the Trumptards

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