The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Phish has a great line: “If I could I would but I don’t know how, if I could I would and I’d take you now.” Not really meant for that tweet but just sayin’

I don’t think Trump has the balls to take on Walmart directly at this point.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1344836049403486208

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The middle one is the biggest boob.

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happy new year!

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This is how I imagine my bars now with just tools out and crazy women. Not gonna do it. tho.

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Pickups gotta be a shit show currently. All the irresponsibles getting together. Just gonna speed up the stupid evolution as they procreate together.

For those single, could be interesting times once vaccinated.

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I’ve unmatched with two that that told me they thought covid was fake since June or so. I mean, maybe if I was out and we were going to bang only and never see them again I’d do it but they believed that shit and are locals. I’m never going to long term date someone like that so it’s worthless.

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Well when they get sick, the virus will be as fake as their tits.

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lol I initially guessed it was his mom and sis but maybe he had already paid for the hour

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Not to get too sentimental, but all these horror stories make me appreciate the Mrs even more.

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This was the guy who was on for the 3 mins I was.

His presentation is on youTube and just skipping around shows it’s 45mins of wow

Crazy town :crazy_face: :upside_down_face:

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NEW YEAR NEW PRESIDENT!

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New tone

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Lol yeah right

I saw Trey perform this with the LA Philharmonic at Disney Hall, it’s pretty special (not my recording):

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