The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Philistines ITT

He has to lie about literally everything

It’s like he got the opposite of Jim Carrey’s curse in Liar Liar

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This guy will legit be the end of America

https://twitter.com/hawleymo/status/1341058534872641541?s=21

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He is trying to play the right notes but sounds BOOORRRINNGGG to me:

https://mobile.twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1340804500223832066

https://twitter.com/arictoler/status/1341115513913667584?s=21

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1341201824511090691?s=21

Edit: follow the money duh

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I was thinking more like Paul Ryan and the rest of the Ayn Rand fan club

Trump eyes on the prize.
https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1341198687188475912?s=19

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lmao at using polls in any of his arguments

especially the july 16th one, which suggests the opposite

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I posted about this before, but I don’t think a “Smart Trump” is possible. What you could is a smart, evil person, who isn’t at like Trump, but puts on a convincing act and fakes it.

Now “Smart Trump” and “Smart person acting like Trump” may be a useless distinction, but I think the two are different.

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I don’t remember ever seeing him in a bowtie in any of the numerous Tucker clips posted on unstuck. Maybe he ditched it a long time ago.

It’s hard to describe but his cult loves him because deep down they know he is actually stupid and actually racist, not pretending to be. This is why his inheritance and bankruptcies and tax cheating and actual cheating and all around scumbaggery doesn’t matter, while they hate people like Mittens. He’s truly one of them.

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Just to add a touch, not only do they not mind his scumbaggery/cheating, they think that is the way the world works and wish they had the balls to do it themselves.

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What was Mrs. LFS’ reaction to your recounting of that story?

Yeah, that’s why there can’t be a “Smart Trump”. But even “Smart person acting like Trump” is unlikely. We’re talking Daniel Day-Lewis level acting and it has to be turned on for years before he hits the national stage.

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That is a good and reassuring post.

A smart Trump never would have ignored the pandemic. He/She would have used it to exploit advantages. Trump’s too lazy and stupid for that, and had less interest in it than a 5 year old.

Trump is attacking Mitch because McMitch is not on board with yet another episode of Trump’s election shit show.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/530910-republicans-desperate-to-avoid-floor-fight-over-electoral-college-vote?amp

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If Republicans are desperate to avoid a fight, Democrats should be fanning the flames to encourage it.

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