The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

People say this a lot, but I have reasonable success expelling the air from the tube and vacuuming up at least some of the fugitive paste.

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People were saying because his mouth is moving oddly that he must be on something, but to me it just seems like the audio and video are off sync. He does have some major squint going on though

going from one tube to another is pretty easy.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1338614514493878273
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looool

Buh Bye

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Do we know anything about Rosen?

Imagine writing a letter that fellatative and not even getting the standard boilerplate pat on the head in return.

He worked for Kirkland & Ellis. Other notable names who did so include Brett Kavanaugh, Robert Bork, Bill Barr, and Ken Starr.

He got the #2 job in the Justice Department despite no prosecutorial experience. Bill Barr recommended him for the job. It’s almost like he was chosen for reasons other than his legal skills. Whatever could those be?

Did he just fire Barr via tweet without even saying his name?

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His wikipedia page is pretty sparse, but here’s a hint!

In June 2019, Rosen sent a letter to New York state prosecutors inquiring into the case of Paul Manafort and indicating that he would be monitoring where Manafort would be held in custody. Shortly thereafter, federal prison officials informed New York state prosecutors that Manafort would not be held in Rikers Island. Current and former prosecutors described this decision as unusual, because most individuals held in custody while awaiting federal trial are held in Rikers Island, a prison with a reputation for violence and mismanagement.

No. Bot just missed the first half:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1338614499981602819

First half of the tweet wasn’t caught by the bot:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1338614499981602819

that makes it sound like he’s going to prison after christmas

The “resignation letter” is so deranged I would not be surprised if it was written by Trump himself, with some spelling cleanup by Nazi Barbie.

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1338617534476640267

Seems right, unfortunately.

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One cannot tell where the man ends and the bagpipes begin

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