The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

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He’s going to take it to the Supreme Court in the Sky, and God’s gonna be like, “Sorry, Scalia’s in hell.”

Then they’re going to go to hell and Scalia is going to be like, “The fuck is wrong with you people? Dismissed with prejudice!”

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THATS THE SUPREME FOOD COURT TO YOU!

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Look at Abe up in the painting thinking someone please kill me

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1337586206683574272
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This is the post election melt down we’ve all been waiting for. Because they don’t live in reality it has been denied so far, but god damn I’m glad its finally here.

We are all super fucked regardless, but God damn I’m enjoying this moment

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I kind of wish I could be out at my local dive bars talking shit.

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Lol Doyle

He and Chip absolutely cheated at poker btw

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We’re getting close (after Jan 20) to create a scorecard of which institutions failed Trump probing the defenses like a velociraptor:

  1. The voting process, including state AGs where it mattered: Pass
  2. Checks and balances from Congress: LOL FAIL
  3. Muh norms: LOL FAIL
  4. Impeachment: See #2
  5. The courts: Pass
  6. The MSM: Pass - unlike 2016, did their job
  7. Social Media: D-, pulled it out of an F at the end
  8. Integrity of 95% of Republicans: FAIL
  9. The military: Pass
  10. The police: FAIL - major danger here imo
  11. ICE/Border Patrol: Fail - same
  12. Govt agencies like CDC: Fail
  13. Justice Department: F+ - for MASSIVE FAIL 99% of Trump’s presidency, then the weird opposite-heel turn at the end
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Lololoololol!

https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1337571309266538496

I assume Trump’s trying to call the justices he appointed right now, and it’s going something like this…

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That video was definitely pre-recorded before SCOTUS decision.

I also feel there is a decent change some aide posted as a troll to make people think he was commenting on SCOTUS.

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They all blend together now, but wasn’t Doyle’s room shady as fuck?

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I don’t think Doyle is trolling buy many commenters do.

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fwiw trump pushing a vaccine to salvage his presidency isn’t the worst outcome.

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https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1337580159294050304?s=21

https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1337559400245059584?s=21

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Not sure but they paid ( or transferred my money to some other site) me when they got shutdown. Site and network were soft as trump.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Not gonna watch this, cliffs?