The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Freely admitting I had no idea what the two resident OANN viewers on the court were saying, hats off to law bros convincing the world they’re smart by refusing to use plain English, seems like NBD per the “don’t sue my client for child slave labor” guy.

https://twitter.com/neal_katyal/status/1337547282808496130?s=21

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“This is the big one.”

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But really - what does “to deny leave” mean in general real world terms? What does “to not deny leave” mean for that matter?

What is “leave” ffs?

It’s means go get your fucking shine box.

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He still has the option of having the military surround the White House while he declares himself “President for Life” and dares anyone to tell him otherwise. But then the clock strikes noon on January 20 and Joe Biden tells him otherwise and the military agrees.

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Please proceed, [checks notes] Lort :star: :star: :star: :eagle: Release the Fraken Kraken.

I’m denying leave to every lawbro on this forum. Now - is that a good thing or a bad thing for you?

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As I’ve said many times - the only way to make secession work is if they think it’s their idea. Let’s do this.

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secession is the only solution

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Ah, well then.

4q1j0i

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Hard core states rights and shrinking of the feds power could too. Both probably lead to a war though.

There were of course “wheelchair assassins” in David Foster Wallace’s novel Infinite Jest.

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This country needs a divorce.

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Searching Twitter for ‘civil war’ is both hilarious and scary.

Is there any provision in the constitution for a state to secede? Like it needs a 3/4 majority vote in the state and the rest of the country or something?

we can be grownups about it too. They keep the south, we get Austin, TX. Joint custody over Mahomes.

We’re going to have so many Berlins to airlift supplies to.

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Not really, SCOTUS after civil war ruled lol no at that tho

many of those are still off lakes and we got all the big boats