The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

That the Michigan mitten giving the middle finger to Nixon.

Crap that slice is right by my home town (essentially middle of the mitten). I wonder if made the cut or not.

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trying to make a joke about floods and dams but not quite getting there

Hopefully not! You can claim Canadian citizenship now!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336730906107768842
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“How can a Country be run like this?”

Great question!

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No one would miss that chunk of
Michigan.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336733602902659075
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Just perfect lol

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TRUMP CONFIRMED DEPOSITED ON PREDICTIT

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Certainly not me. I hate sending trucks up to the peninsula. Every time I’m trying to con someone into going up there I sound like a bad pick up artist using a shitty line over and over again hoping to find the person it works on.

lol yah sure, start workshopping the unlucky gambler narrative.

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bookies lmao

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Oh cool the media is still humanizing and sympathizing with our Nazi First Lady, next up, Ivanka is secretly telling him to concede and intervened when he tried to nuke Iran

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My brother actually made a documentary about the dams and the resulting flood. He’s retired from running the public access tv system and does a lot of freelance projects now.

Oh yeah. You should have seen the falcons at halftime of the super bowl.

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Nobody just drives through Michigan. You have to want to go there. Should cut Indiana out of the map and stitch the remaining states together to cut down on travel times.

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I did! Going Chicago to Toronto!