WAT?
fuckd
faggy
feces
fraud
fiasco dammit too many letters
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Still an easy top ten all time gif for me. Johnnyaceno is right up there with jagsfan and yankeesbleachers
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The Donald went down to Georgia,
he was looking for some votes to steal.
He was in a bind cause he was way behind,
and he was willing to make a deal.
When he came across a senator doing cosplay in a trucker hat,
and the Donald jumped up on a MAGA stump and said, Kelly let me tell you what,
I guess you probly know it but I am real full of shit too,
And if you care to make a deal, I’ll rally them for you.
Now you play a pretty good conman, girl, but give the Donald his due,
I’ll bet a Senate seat against a pussy grab, cause I think I’m better’n you.
The girl said my name’s Loeffler, and it might be a sin,
But I’ll take your bet, for that re-elect, cause I’m as actually rich as shit.
Kelly you raise up your voice and fight for Donald hard,
Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and that loser deals the cards,
Convince him that you’re on his side and he’ll get you the votes,
But if you don’t, you’ll lose and blame the polls.
The Donald strolled up on the stage and he said I’ll start this show,
and bullshit flew out from his lips, as conspiracy theories flowed.
Then he shouted voter fraud and said check that they signed those things,
And a band of morons joined in and chanted to own the libs.
When the Donald finished Kelly said, well you’re pretty good, my king,
But just stand up on that stage right there, and see how a billionaire does,
There is an election, vote for me!
The Dems’ll take your country, that’s no fun!
AOC in Congress, Green New Deal!
Put me in the Senate, I’ll say no!
The crowd chanted for Don, and then she knew that she was weak,
And she laid that trucker hat down on the stage at Donald’s feet.
Donnie said, “Kelly just come on back if you wanna tell my lies again,
I done told you once you fraudulent fuck, I’m really gonna win!”
He said,
Collins go get Kemp, run boy run.
Only vote for Kelly if she says I won!
She might face charges, what a shame!
Insider trading, that’s no game!
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Lol the dancing gifs are A+++
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I disagree it’s stripped down. Or, if it is, it’s dressed right back up in Trump-gilded pretense and double talk.
In this context I think stripped down just means without the dog whistles. Donnie Dumb Dumb just comes right out and says Mexicans are rapists, black lives don’t matter, and Muslims are banned from entering the country.
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I mean, she’s not wrong.
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The Dems also get a chance to take over the Senate to keep Trump in check during his 2nd term.
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Yup. Sell the TRUMP™ branded vaccine in the gold rimmed vials for $500 shot and give the rest of us shlubbs the free version.
A+
I think its way more likely Repubs control house and senate from 2022 past 2024. Dems seem to be actively trying to lose. Bad man Donald is gone so dems won’t vote in huge numbers, and Trumpers are enraged and will vote in huge numbers.
I voted consecutive because a TON of economic pain is going to face this country and I’d rather lay blame at Trumps feet. Then again if Trump had won Nancy probably would have agreed to whatever deal Trump told Mitch to take and it probably would have been held off the massive economic collapse coming.
DEMOCRATS DRINK PEPSI
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And Arizona
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AND BLUE