The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333988969785257984
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It depends on who the son is.

If Hunter Biden, then definitely a bribe
If Donald Trump jr, then definitely OK

Hope that helps!

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https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1229848075490951169?s=20

Both of these last names would fit as well and Kerik is a good friend of Giuliani.

Man Trump pardoning Hunter and saying that the nation needs to come together and heal would just be the greatest troll in history.

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I hope this actually is LKJ and not a gimmick from the 2+2 wrestling forum.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333992053982851072
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Seriously fuck this GA viral speech guy so hard. “I care now that it touched me.” Fuck you bro. Didn’t see any indignant speeches when insane people were going to assassinate Gretchen Whitmer. Unless your speech is accompanied by an apology, you’re just telling on yourself you absolute scumbag.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1334001184298905601
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You can be Marshall Law; I’ll be Eddie Gordo and win every time

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Can’t vote “none”

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https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1333929612947185664?s=20

The only reason this dropped is because the admin had 90 days to respond and did not do so.

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There is no way Trump has ever written “hapless” or “obstinate”

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Does “Chapo” fit?

https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1334019364891353088?s=21

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https://twitter.com/danrather/status/1334008047778160640?s=21

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It’s hard to know what to say about the state republicans now realizing leopards eat faces. One on hand, it’s typical right wing worldview that nothing matters until it directly effects me. On the other hand, you have to feel for all these people being thrown into the nutso right wing grinder for the sin of running the election.

I know, I know, we’ve rehashed that stupid coups work sometimes. But this is a really really really stupid and really really really lazy coup.

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1334123695045029888?s=21

Sums it up

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I ponied the great riverman! Sort of but not really. :grin: