The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

I know Trump turning on Doug Ducey is the least surprising development ever, but this retweet is pretty funny:

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Also hilarious:

Ducey indicated in July that his cell phone is set to play “Hail to the Chief” when receiving a call from Trump or Pence. In a video of Ducey signing documents cementing Biden’s win on Monday, the song can be faintly heard before the governor is shown pulling a phone out of his coat pocket, putting it on his desk and slightly shaking his head.

What a tool.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333614815533817856
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There is nothing toolish about that.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333615151904395264
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The video of him getting the call is hilarious.

https://mobile.twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1333535859153440769

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333616180154789888
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Rush is dead!

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Who is confirming that? I don’t see it on Twitter.

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One day, it’s like a miracle… you will just disappear. You will go away. Just stay calm. You will go away.

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Same.

Not seeing this anywhere.

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Coincident with that Rush rumor, this was a response to that Trump going away tweet.

https://twitter.com/juchefruit/status/1333617567076782085

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Hmm that’s weird I got a Twitter notification saying it was so

JFC is Rush not dead?

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I’d rather have them all live to the moment biden officially wins for the 40000th time

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do you have a twitter notification for just that?

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My 80% political twitter feed is 100% silent. No way Rush is dead.

Boo tabbaker for getting my hopes up. Booooooooo.

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Rush ain’t dead. This is 2020 and nothing bad ever happens to these assholes. They’ll probably announce that Rush is miraculously cancer free.

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Rush might not be dead yet. But my package arrived!

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