The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

I don’t get the Flynn pardon at all, only makes sense in the context of Russia shit, which I fully understand nobody cares about here.

Flynn and his family took the Q oath a couple of weeks ago. It’s all part of the Plan!

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Maybe he assumes it will be a crowd pleaser

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Or maybe he assumes it will piss everyone off and then it’ll be a Trump pleaser

It because Trump thinks the Flynn pardon will trigger the libs the most and get the most press (other than pardoning himself).

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Not even remotely surprising, although after pardoning a turkey yesterday, I thought a full pardon of Turkey would be next.

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Considering how shady Michael Flynn’s dealings are in Turkey, this may count.

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Trump doesn’t think. There’s no logic to it.

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Trump figured pardoning the whole country would be too much, settled on one of their employees…

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Did he truly misquote Hamlet or is this just your paraphrasing?

The actual quote was “something smells fishy in Denmark”

not an actual quote

Remember back in March, 2017 when Flynn offered to flip?

Flynn’s attorney Robert Kelner released a statement that said in part that “General Flynn certainly has a story to tell, and he very much wants to tell it, should the circumstances permit.”

I’m sure today’s pardon means Flynn can finally tell his side of the story, right?

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https://mobile.twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1331698728483385346

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well the 5th amendment doesn’t apply to him now

I know, narrator

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I’d be stunned if they weren’t. Like I thought all right wing non profits were that.

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Manafort never got a pardon, right? What a putz.

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Sure, in his book.

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Twitter lawbros are still on their bullshit.

https://twitter.com/tomiahonen/status/1331713561035476994?s=21

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Looooool amazing