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https://twitter.com/marisatomei/status/1324540881546870784?s=19
After Rudy referenced My Cousin Vinny…
https://twitter.com/marisatomei/status/1329629027699728385?s=19
Tonight…
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That should be a PSA they play after children’s cartoons. Whatever you say, say nothing, like my man Seamus Haney says.
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Sorry, Dan. Love ya buddy! But you left one out over the plate and I had to swing.
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Yeah but did he have to throw a moon-sized baseball? Not even Charlie Brown could have missed that one 
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“It does not necessarily mean that the City will be filing a lawsuit, but that we will be using various methods to attempt to collect the debt owed to the city of El Paso,” Nieman said.
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maybe he’ll get el paso, mexico to pay for it.
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I hear if enough countries sue him at once, they can make it a class-action
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They’re throwing good money after bad. No city is going to see a dime he owes them.
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The hired their lawbro on a contingency basis.
It is pretty crazy that cities can get mugged this way. When I was there he took my city (R politicians in charge ofc) in AZ for a good amount.
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So I ended up listening to the Entourage podcast and they made a joke about Kevin Dillon being on Cameo, which made me go look to see who’s actually on there. It’s a who’s who of political shitheads.
Rod Blagojevich $80
Ken Bone $25
Tomi Lahren $85
Corey Lewandowski $70
Michael Cohen $100
Laura Loomer $50
Judge Jeanine $249
Omarosa $99
Sheriff Joe $30
Sean Spicer $199
Roger Stone $75
George Papadopoulos $100
Maybe we should get a PredictIt market on how many Trumps are on there by the end of February lol…
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How much could Donny charge? Has to be upwards of $2000.
He could probably make more Tweeting out My Pillow endorsements.
TIL that Parler verification includes SSN, at least per the twitters.
Holy shit man that’s insanely fucking stupid.
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Getting your identity stolen to own the libs!
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My Cousin Vinny was unironically used in my first year evidence class when I attended Law School. IT’s a legit legal movie. The cross-examinations especially are realistic.
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That’s what I get for posting and then immediately going to sleep.
[x] Sydney comparison was supposed to be ironic
[x] Marisa is in my top 5 celebrity crushes
[ ] embedded gif of “objection overruled”
[ ] camera photos in correct orientation
[ ] sciencebro posting lawbro content
[x] pwned
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And your username has to be your first pet + street you grew up in
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I have a Parler account they only have my phone number and blood type, no SSN.
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No problem. I have the idiot Dad take down to perfection. Been embarrassing you kids since about 1997.
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