The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

poll watchers can more closely observe the counts

So they get binoculars now or what?

nope they are letting them all come in closer to the counters lol

It would be a big win if we were actually stealing it… but no people worried enough about COVID to risk their vote not counting by dropping a mail in ballot who didn’t believe his claims that the mail in vote was going to be rigged were voting for him… particularly not from places he was going to lose 75-25.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324386685858287616
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Just check the media, which is all fake news, except the stuff that’s not fake news, and you’ll see the truth.

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super low energy lmao

There’s a fun British gangster movie from the 70s, Villain, where it ends with Richard Burton as a washed up hard man pointlessly shooting someone on the street. He screams at the police and bystanders that he’ll easily get away with it as he’ll be able to intimidate witnesses, but it’s obvious to everyone that he won’t.

People mostly ignore him as he’s lead away by police, and there’s a lovely bit of acting from Burton where you can see that he’s angry, incoherent and slightly confused as to why it’s happening, but that also, deep down, he knows he’s fucked.

Anyway that came to mind just now, hope I was right to think of it.

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Christopher Lee died like five years ago.

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I know what his name is dude.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324401527663058944
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I mean, from a general, day-to-day perspective, this is a policy I can get behind. You should have run on this, Donny!

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We’re desperately trying. That’s why the votes are being counted.

… my pony was stopped

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youre-a-fraud

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It was a joke dude.

https://mobile.twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1324397736804962306

That was a fun few minute victory.

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https://twitter.com/longreads/status/1324405123276283905?s=21

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I’m avoiding Trump tweets for mental health, is twitter insta-flagging them?

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More warning labels than a carton of cigarettes is the one that stuck out to me, but not strongly enough to remember who to credit.

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