The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

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I set up a new email folder and filter at midnight on election day. The Trump campaign has sent 240 fundraising emails since then. That’s about double the rate of pre-election spam.

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There’s something especially insane about the psychology of Trump supporters that’s reflected in the fundraising emails - they basically insult the donor! WHY HAVENT YOU DONATED DONALD IS UPSET??? Who the hell is that working on?

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WTF? There’s lots to hate about Trump, but I hate the fact that the supposedly most powerful man in the world eats McDonalds. Like if I was this guy and I was in North Carolina or wherever for a rally I’d be telling my people to find me the best BBQ in the state and bring me some. Same thing with wherever I went. Bring me the best version of whatever this area is known for foodwise.

What a fucking waste of a human being. Fuck, I’d run for president just to be able to experience all the food.

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So does hall of famer Pat Mahomes though.

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ketchup, not even A-1 or worcestershire or dale’s or heinz 57 or au jus

lol ketchup

lol Mahomes

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Do we have confirmation on the well done part?

RIP VAN GINKLE

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Confirmed ketchup, NOT confirmed well done. The former is far more forgivable than the latter.

https://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article221700165.html

Actually at least one noted food expert says there’s nothing wrong with Trump and Mahomes eating ketchup on steak

Fieri is the Glenn Greenwald of food experts.

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Just trying to imagine Greenwald with Fieri’s hairdo and facial hair

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True, though Guy is supposedly a really good guy, and does tons of charity work.

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I’m saying nothing is going to happen. MAGA is too comfortable. You are not going to get millions of Trump supporters out in the street hunting and killing liberals. It’s just not going to happen. It’s as ridiculous a fantasy as these dopes thinking the coronavirus doesn’t exist.

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Guy Fieri is like a real-life Gritty

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The fact that he has 24/7 access to the greatest food on earth but chooses Macdonald’s is 100% confirmation he is a clinical psychopath.

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