The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

Legit did not know his name until just know. I thought it was “Other Don Jr.”

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I know it is problematic to comment overly on the appearance of women, but I think that it would troll Trump immensely to refer to Tiffany as “the hot one” and deny any sexual interest in Ivanka.

https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/1297626561252745216

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I do seem to remember this now. I may have just been high af this morning. Malted hops and bong resin.

There is no reason to watch this. Literally no reason other than masochism. I for one will spend the four nights of the convention rewatching either Community, The Office, or Downton Abbey. I haven’t decided which yet.

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https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/1297685292032417792?s=21

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Next second term agenda same as first— whatever comes out while he’s sitting on the toilet.

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I was wrong…

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The 2016 convention was an epic shit show devoid of any intellectual or policy foundations. This will be much worse.

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https://twitter.com/atomicanalyst/status/1297709274903314439?s=21

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https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1297704596383694849?s=21

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Took me awhile to figure that out ^. Since they didn’t change last election’s platform, the bit referring to BO44 now applies to Trump’s first term. LOLOL. Just when you think White Grievance wins, on the outside it’s Laziness and closing fast it’s Bat Shit Crazy ridden by Demetia. NO! Here comes Grifter! Folks we have a photo finish!

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https://twitter.com/claudiamconwayy/status/1297351506543480839?s=20

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He’s going to Charlotte, I’ll eat some crow.

It says those who donate before

They can easily censor the list before airing it.

It’s aired Live, the names don’t come in Live

Right, but that would require the person doing the censoring being competent enough to catch pranks. Trump is known for hiring the best people.

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Don’t give money to trump to possibly have a funny name on tv, just go post on twitter or something lol

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censoring lol. set up a random word generator and print out 500 pages. bring it to trump, “look, sir! these are the names of all your donors just from this week!”

trump doesn’t read, so he either never touches it or flips through it for a moment without processing anything

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So hes NOT headlining every night now?