The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

Figured I’d tune in for a few mins to see how long I could hate watch.

First thing I saw was Ronna Romney telling us how the Democrats, in multiple states, were suing to strip away voter protections, and that the GOP was fighting to secure your right to vote! Then she encouraged everyone to request their mail in – excuse me, “absentee” – ballot if they didn’t feel comfortable voting in person.

I’m done.

Reporting for duty LETS DO THIS

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Godspeed.

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Was going to watch but have decided I can’t do it. Forge on riverman!

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I’m all in. Watching Tucker.

He just played some totally random college protester talking at a rally, then seamlessly pivoted to all democrats wanting continuous violent riots in America’s cities.

I’ve never really watched Tucker but this is worse than I expected.

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You’re looking live:

“Lives Matter Host on YouTube” lololol

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Anybody with that haircut is definitely a grifter.

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Tucker is an absolute piece of shit. I can’t get through more than 30 seconds of him talking before I want to throw my laptop/phone/tv/self out the window. God speed, Riverman.

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https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1298045914372689921?s=19

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No live audiences for the speeches tonight, going against what had been planned. That probably lowers the chance of some crazy racial slurs making their way over the airwaves. Still even money though.

https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1297968901603708929?s=19

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Clovis we are depending on you for some Falwell fan fiction. (Again hate the holier tha though BS not the groovy action).

Ad lineup:

  1. New Day USA - appears to be a veteran’s mortgage scam
  2. My Pillow
  3. Pharma ad for dogs with skin inflammation (may cause pre-existing cancers to worsen)
  4. Kardia Mobile - heart monitoring app for olds
  5. Please watch Hannity
  6. Blatant Trump scam - 800 number to call and give away money (“theyre trying to steal your vote with the fake news polls”) - “not affiliated with any candidate…”

This shit is legitimately jarring.

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We are now almost 25% into the allotted time and no convention activity of any kind.

Tucker: the cities are different than you remember, the culture has changed, there are black people everywhere. When do we get our country back? When we re-elect Donald Trump, obviously.

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Sometimes I forget that there are actual people that attend these trump rallys. Like I see the 35% base number, but I have a hard time believing that they are real living breathing people.

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Subtle.

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Screw this, I’m gonna go watch some telenovellas.

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Fox gets shit money from ads. However, because it’s a cult they can change big bucks to cable companies for carriage fees. It’s like ESPN for deplorables.

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Falwell has a live stream of teletubbies

This somehow makes me have even less sympathy for Trump supporters. I truly cannot imagine watching this and not being horrified. And I have family from some of the poorest, most deplorable parts of Ohio. Jesus Christ.

He’s currently claiming Democrats are closing polling places to force people to vote by mail so they can cheat.

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