The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

I am so ashamed to be an American right now.

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the UNIFIED NATIONAL AGENDA of giving elon musk and other billionaires enough tax cuts that they decide on their own to build rockets to mars

Oh, “our” ancestors did that?

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Free speech on College Campuses! Does this mean if i see a red hat in the tabling hallway and im a worker bee i get to tell them what i think…

omg am i having a stroke? literally the fourth time he’s railing against college speech codes in this same speech

Wet Ass President

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right

It might unify the country if we put a man on Mars, and by a man I mean Donald Trump, and I’m thinking make it a one way trip.

JFC…enough. You’re running way over.

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Wtf is he talking about.

My deplorable dad once explained this to me from his POV. He thinks it’s a very very very clever rhetorical device.

Lol that this is still going

MANIFESTING DAT DESTINY

His retelling of American history is actually kind of hilarious. Like he definitely plays cowboys and engines with his toy figurines in the oval office while the WH historian tries to explain this stuff to him, then he comes out and proudly recites it.

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America sounds pretty great.

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The longer he speaks, the closer the rain gets, and the more the COVID spreads through the crowd.

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i’m willing to allow him to be king of mars. the whole thing.

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WTF…is this an online history lesson?

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He’s getting verrrrrrryyyyy sleepy.

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