Texas power outages and Ted Cruz travel agency

Ooo. The cart knee knocker seat in the bulkhead row. That cart has to make that little jag to the right and bam into your left knee.

Flight Attendant had a free shot there. Hope they took it.

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alex petri writes satire but not at the paper you expect.

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should beto run at abbot in ā€˜22?

ehh, not going to delete this, but not good to speculate during the disaster

https://twitter.com/anacabrera/status/1362526706544893957?s=21

Note that you absolutely never see Republicans doing this kind of thing. The reason is as obvious as it seems, they just donā€™t give a shit about other people.

https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1362565125736198147?s=21

I see your Cruz and raise you our Prime Minister going to Hawaii during our worst bushfires in years:

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Someone explain why Dems arenā€™t calling for a full Congressional inquiry into the national disaster that is this Texas fuckup. Subpoena Ted Cruz and ask him where he was headed off to. Keep this shit in the nightly news for as long as possible.

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The advantage Ted Cruz has is that absolutely everyone already hates him, so this really wonā€™t change anyoneā€™s opinion.

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https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1362570163623759872?s=21

Yes. Him or Julian Castro. Whichever one polls better.

The Dems are still in Cancun

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Well said. Iā€™m surprised our guy even apologised (even if it was half-arsed and based on reading the room) instead of just blaming everyone else.

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Based on the lack of panic posting here, your brush fires this year are nowhere near last year.

Yeah nothing horrific yet but who knows. Hopefully our government learned a lot from last year in terms of controlled burns and clearing extremely flammable areas etc. But late Feb/early March are usually the most brutal. Just havenā€™t had a string of days, at least in my state, above 34 degrees (90-100 F)

ā€œTexas energy chickens come home to roost, Ted Cruz flies the coop!ā€

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Not sure how confirmed this is ā€¦

https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1362582171291115522?s=21

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Itā€™s a gif, click the link if it wonā€™t work.

https://twitter.com/jwbutta/status/1362589899929628672?s=21

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https://twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1362580456793759744

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From video: If I were a Trumpā€¦ which, I am. I would think of a nicknameā€¦
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1362539576963837952?s=19

Also obviously lol going after the Democrat Gov of freakinā€™ TX.

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