Texas power outages and Ted Cruz travel agency

The party said this is the 21st time it has called for Cruz’s resignation.

I’ve yet to see anyone on Twitter pointing out that Ted Cruz said he needed to accompany his daughters when his wife Heidi was clearly in those pictures.

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Honestly this one has always missed me. I think most people who have ever had a tween daughter can relate to this exchange.

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Man, these congress people are infuriating. I mean, even dumb fuck me knows that if I call into work sick, don’t go around places where the bosses might see me.

Isn’t there a class for freshmen representatives and senators where they could tell them “Listen, you don’t actually have to care about your constituents. But you have to appear to care.” They could throw it in somewhere on the how to fundraise and how to take money from lobbyists class. Same thing goes with governors.

The complete detachment these public officials have from what they do to how it’s going to appear to constituents is just amazing. It’s hard for me to fathom how they act like this.

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I inspired myself to make a photo

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https://twitter.com/erinbanco/status/1362445194629705729?s=21

Send them to Cancun. Can’t expect generators to be able to do anything in this situation.

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Oh wow why didn’t everyone think to just fly to Cabo that would have saved a lot of lives.

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/02/18/ted-cruz-cancun-surprised-texas-wants-him-back/

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Yes I think most parents would expect their tween daughter to react the same if Ted Cruz tried to kiss her.

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Ted Cruz, professional politician-- the man allows himself to be humiliated phone banking for Trump, what more can we ask?

https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/1362506506135105541

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Why did he bring this bag if he was only making sure his daughters got there safely and was always going back in the afternoon? If you don’t want to get caught in a lie so easily just tell your family to take your bag and pretend you were only carrying it around for them at the airport because that’s what Texas men do for their women folk.

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He was bringing back thoughts and prayers for Texas.

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Cancun Ted, avoiding responsibility and the c word filter at the same time

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https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1362468200336814085

https://twitter.com/Tepper/status/1362518885929484292

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Ted Cruizn to Mexico is sending my lawnmower into orbit

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Because a small Laotian boy doesn’t fit in a carry on no matter how hard Ted tried.