Tennis anyone?

Not sure if Novax was able to get a full adrenochrome infusion in just the five minutes between sets.

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Alcatraz needs to focus his ped regimen less on bulking and more on conditioning and flexibility. Hire Feds old team, don’t try to emulate Nadal’s program.

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and this is exactly why Djokovic has 10 Australian Opens, he excels in these conditions.

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If Alcatraz has to stand on the baseline and face down novax’s first serve this match is over. He started out receiving very deep.

Did Bob Baffert train this fuckin’ guy?

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Standing a little back but not nearly as far as first two sets. Have to see how he moves.

Not great!

well that started out interesting then cramps ended it

Sasha is such a gutless choke

Mucho a is really trying to force a third. Looked like she was out of it.

Didnt she rally back from 2-5 and match point to beat Sabelenka 7-5?

Watching on Dutch in Amsterdam.j

Jfc, commercials are in English. Controls are locked out on hotel tv. I don’t think I can even get captions.

Sucks so hard to be stuck with Johnny Mc and Mary Carrillo and whoever the Fuck the main announcer is. They are so bad

After getting Jason Goodall all week and Fowler all summer. Really spoiled.

Over under on how many Williams sisters stories Mary Carrillo bust out? Got to be 2.5

From one of these announcers: “Not only can Novak make history today, Casper Ruud can make history as well.”

Uh, how exactly? First champion with consecutive u’s in name? First Roland Garros champion of 2023?

Has Norway ever had a GS champion?

I know Sweden has a ton

Some quick googling

A lady won the us open in 1915

So no. Norway has 0 real grand slam champions.

Has anyone with consecutive u in his name ever won a slam?

What about named after a friendly ghost?

Just one. Garbine Muuguuruuza

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Novaxx just hit a 83 mph first serve on break point and these clown announcers didn’t even comment on it.

The semi final vs Novak was the biggest match of Carlos’ career

Good call JP

Like he didn’t just win the US open last year.

Poor Ruud. Only know does he understand the full power of the dark side. Got up 3-0. Djoko Vader came back to force tiebreak and rolled him 7-1. Now getting smoked in the second set.