Don’t worry, it gets worse!
I think I’m most astounded at how terrible the visual effects are. There’s a scene where people are supposed to be in a moving boat and it’s so badly green screened that it looks like one of those old B&W movies of people “driving” in front of a shaky projection.
I’ve currently paused in the middle of a part where some things are supposed to be happening backwards and they’re trying to portray that by… not really giving a fuck at all?
Fast Cut Fast Cut Totally Backwards LOL we don’t care DRAMATIC MUSIC Fast Cut Fast Cut
And the biggest problem with the overall plot isn’t that it’s confusing (it totally is, I have no idea what’s going on), it’s that I don’t give a shit. I don’t care about anybody at all or anything that happens. Like not even a little bit.
OK, I’m going in for the last 50 minutes of this turd. Wish me luck.