And that’s all folks. Thank you Carl for gracing us with your extensive knowledge in how to rock.
Fun walrus! Sorry the ending was so anit-climactic. Apparently there’s some gene in kids born in the midwest in the late 60s/early 70s for liking, but also making fun of, but also skill liking, cheesy epic songs, which most of you don’t share. 
Apparently rock anthem means whatever you want it to mean.
I was under the impression that non-rock anthems fit the category.
You were so close but blew it by putting Lemmy in fifth.
(Final scores shortly.)
It doesn’t!
They could have yes.
I liked it a lot, very Heavy Metal (the movie) vibe. But it didn’t rock Carl’s dick in the dirt quite enough.
Yay I can finally close 79 tabs full of Carl gifs.
OK, not his greatest round but @Pauwl absolutely walked this one. @Yuv & @Tilted shared the first loser spot, and if you completely miss the point of competition you might think that @microbet was last on the podium, but he wasn’t.
Well done all, and thanks to suzzer for seeing this through to the end. Finally.
Thanks for doing all the work pyat!
I almost replaced mine with something I’d been hoping would turn up for years and finally has, a decent quality version of Motorhead doing the same song.
Holy shit. The only reason I picked that was your “dick in the dirt” line. There’s been so many times I have jumped around in my house alone to that song.
Got 4 times the points I expected
Yeah but it was too long
