https://mobile.twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1170095028691251203
Prosthesis: society should be deplatforming a lot more people
I don’t we, as a species, are ready for unfettered access to the internet…
https://twitter.com/getongab/status/1170028991727775745
Gab has some thoughts - you can still say racist stuff w/o being de-platformed - but also delete your worst posts and child porn. The best of both worlds!
I invented the term ‘Femme Mullet,’ at a Royals’ game. Pronounced like crème brûlée
To distinguish from the masculine counterpart.
I’m gonna give you that one.
For sure no one else has coined that one, or probably used it outside of people you know. But, I will say, it’s not bad. Not bad at all.
u guys kid?
When i saw a photo of Bol Bol working the counter at Chipotle, the thought of a Bol Bol Bowl quickly popped into my pea-sized brain, only to be shot down as someone else’s intellectual property
ok 1 last not-so-politically-correct one that I’m still proud of.
Me and my lil bro were at a Persian buffet, and there were 2 attractive women at a table.
I said to my bro, “Two hot babes for two Habibs.”
Shocking news, prosecutors recommending the lightest possible sentence for the college admission assholes
I was at a Persian restaurant and they were playing some type of Arabic smooth jazz that I named ‘Kenny Jihad’.
Not for all the assholes: Lori Loughlin Regrets Not Taking a Plea Deal Like Felicity Huffman Amid Scandal. Aunt Becky fucked up not taking a plea deal and is facing up to 40 years.
wat
loooooooooooooooooool
ok. the sun is out in this picture, but if it wasn’t…
emphasis mine, yeah, this is weird
i actually invented LDO