SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

clovis8 · March 17, 2020, 1:15am

I sold my portion and moved on to a larger firm to help them build an environmental division from scratch.

I picked a great time to do it!

My next big play is to buy up all the remaining DVD stores

mosdef · March 17, 2020, 1:16am

To defend the TP reserves, ldo.

anon10387340 · March 17, 2020, 1:16am

So if OH goes forward with the primary tomorrow, does Bernie win in a landslide? I figure the smarter of the older folks will just stay home, and the youngins DGAF?

JordanIB · March 17, 2020, 1:17am

Feel like it’s the opposite.

tabbaker · March 17, 2020, 1:18am

Olds will go out during nuclear fallout to vote for the worst candidate possible.

Coasterbrad · March 17, 2020, 1:20am

They have cases. The internet just hasn’t made it there yet though so we haven’t heard about them.

Huehuecoyotl · March 17, 2020, 1:36am

The UK only realised “in the last few days” that attempts to “mitigate” the impact of the coronavirus pandemic would not work, and that it needed to shift to a strategy to “suppress” the outbreak, according to a report by a team of experts who have been advising the government.

The Gang Learns About Exponents

suzzer99 · March 17, 2020, 1:37am

Sadopopulism - the worse Boris makes it for the down and out the more they’ll love him. Maybe. I dunno - Brits are weird. I feel like it’s harder to blame everything on liberals and brown people that live in far off places vs. the US.

microbet · March 17, 2020, 1:37am

congrats and gl!

Smacc_25 · March 17, 2020, 1:40am

Sado

A Malaysian slang, commonly used by teenagers. It describes someone who is strong and muscular. It was actually originated by the word ‘Besar Bodoh’ (meaning the person or it is huge) turn to ‘Besar Do’ (‘Do’ as in Bodoh as in Stupid) and lastly to Sado.
A muscular guy passing by.
Abg Kacak : Dude! look at that dude’s figure! Sado sial!!
Another guy : Ikr.

Sial = something like stupid dumbass, but through the above conversation the person really didn’t meant it.
here’s an example on something similar e.g ;

Dude : man tht motherf**ker is huge! (again in that conversation the person didn’t really insult to what he was pointing at)
#sado#malay#muscular#besar#bodoh

ViridianDreams · March 17, 2020, 1:40am

Just got word from a buddy that Miami Baptist Hospital might announce soon that they have 50 cases age 30-50. About to be overloaded. This is third hand, so take it for what it’s worth.