No
Harsh but fair.
Also wrong
Isn’t a stromboli just a meatball sub?
No, it’s a rolled up pizza
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Also known as a sandwichzza
It kicks the crap out of most sandwiches but is super high effort to make.
Isn’t too bad if you don’t mind if it doesn’t look fancy.
I’ve been making them and calzones lately as I’ve given up ever getting a legit calzone where I live.
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Last chance to get your meat in tube submissions in
“Check with your doctor to see if Choripan is right for you…”
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Oooh, that actually gets my vote over sonora dog. I had it at a place in Buenos Aires that was supposed to be the best. Absolutely sublime.
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Cucumber sandwich is legit. Very thinly sliced cucumber and light salt.
A favorite sandwich of mine is thinly sliced roast beef and thinly sliced raw zucchini. Layer the shit out of it and apply smears of mustard/mayo in whatever quantity you want.
It actually is (strong regulations ftw), there are millions of Mettbrötchen sold every day.
Also, I submit Banh Mi, gonna get one today
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I nominate the Rou Ji Mo (aka Chinese hamburger)
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I think it was on the original list
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uh true, I just skimmed the first row of OP’s image and thought the rest would be all standard white person food too (the visual style didn’t help).
Also, re: Mettbrötchen, maybe millions per day was overstating it. But not by like many orders of magnitude, it’s a staple consumed regularly by millions.
Yeah millions is a bit much; I can’t imagine 1% (or more) of Germans eating a Mettbötchen on any given day, and that would be under a million. I don’t think it’s much of a thing outside of Germany either. Never saw it in Austria; there they have “Beef Tartare”, the variant with beef and a raw egg yolk:
I even saw a sandwich variant of the latter, but I don’t want to split the raw vote.
Also unrefrigerated eggs rule! 
It is time for the meat in a tube for pole!
Your contenders:
Whatever the fuck this is
Sausage roll
Icelandic dog (I have had these and they’re quite good)
Corn dog (since no image was supplied, I went with wikipedia)
Sonora dog
Choripan
Which meat in a tube should make it into the competition?
- Whatever the fuck this is
- Sausage roll
- Icelandic dog
- Corn dog
- Sonora Dog
- Choripan
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If we’re going Portuguese, we could also put up the Bifana. I think it is also kind of overrated, but I didn’t go to what was supposedly the GOAT place, because whoever runs it, as is common with Euros apparently, took the entire month of August off so it was never open when I was there.
C’mon guys, not having corn dogs in the sandwich competition is a net loss in hilarity
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