Rudy Giuliani, Ruh Roh

He briefly was respected (at least in NYC). But he fell fast. Guy went from Time Man of the Year to hosting mob specials on the History Channel.

Someone pointed out that there’s no such thing or that it would open Trump to discovering or something.

BREAKING:

rudy hired burglars to steal hunter biden’s laptop from his house.

nah i just made that up but he probably did, right?

Oh, well if Trump’s not legally allowed to do it, that settles it.

Looking forward to seeing the courts spend the next 4-6 years argle-bargling over procedures before the SCOTUS rules 4-2 that the sealed pardon Trump scribbled on a napkin absolves Rudy of any and all crimes in perpetuity. Gonna be a great set of Preet podcasts on that story arc.

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Ehh either way it doesn’t matter. Trump and Rudy both have goods on each other. Seriously doubt Trump would give up leverage to Rudy with a blanket pardon.

I think trump DOES know that, going after him would be a pretty bad precedent - if he didn’t know this, he definitely would have pardoned himself.

and if he does know that, pardoning rudy doesn’t really buy Trump anything, so of course he didn’t do it.

Like legitimately though, even putting aside the legality, Trump Does not give a fuck about anyone but himself. You really think he bothered to scribble a pardon for melty Giuliani?

Why not? He bailed out Stone. And a bunch of other assholes.

Stone and Manafort were on trial and protected him. That’s showing loyalty. Rudy has said he has dirt on Trump if Trump goes after him.

From Rupar. Rudy is the gift that keeps on giving:

Why would that need to be deleted?

Who ran the DOJ in 2019?

The deep state

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Hey Rudy, what’s the the last thing, you’d expect a Russian agent to say?
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1389392884823052289?s=19

LOL Rudy. You of all people should have known Trump wasn’t paying you. You were working for the pardon, not the money. And when you wanted money, you lost the pardon. GJGE.

https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1389660136529072137

Seems Rudy sucks as bad at grifting as he does at lawyering:

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10k is not that far away from 5 million.

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Stay tuned!

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