Rudy Giuliani, Ruh Roh

Nah. He’s racing the clock to see if he dies or goes to jail first is all. He’s fucked.

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Happy to bet he never spends a day in jail if you want some action.

I don’t do online bets. Will have to settle for bragging rights.

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Rudy had his phone number publicly leak what, 3 years ago and has answered every phone call since.

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https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1387490516615434244

:thinking:

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i think next gop president pardons him tho

his actual lawyer (if he has one) must have locked him inside a panic room

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Was literally referred to as America’s Dad with pretty wide consensus.

But it is an interesting competition.

Four Seasons Landscaping double booked?

Guys, what should I talk about on the next episode of my podcast?

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Why your sidekick Anne Milgram got a plum administration job while you’re still doing your shitty podcast

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his bro got a nice payout from vox. preet likely needs to at least stay a year

2019 tweet.

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1198352974000644097?s=20

This is a colossally stupid move by Giuliani. Like, I get it if he was a politician and there were political concerns… But he’s not. This is purely legal. And a public interview about it is really fucking stupid.

No Trump loyalist has really had serious consequences. Arguably Manafort and Cohen, but nothing even close to what they deserve. I’ll happily laugh at Rudy being stupid but I have zero confidence he’s actually going to jail.

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Google “Patrick Dorismond”

The only reason they haven’t had serious consequences was because they either cooperated (Cohen), or they were pardoned. Nobody to pardon Giuliani. He’s fucked.

Manafort and Marina Butina the only ones who’ve ever faced anything like real consequences. At least we got to see Roger Stone in jail for a few weeks, that was fun.

He’s not all there