Rudy Giuliani, Ruh Roh

https://mobile.twitter.com/therealfstl1992/status/1387453573290766349

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If he ends up in a jury trial I hope they can get the ferret guy on the jury.

https://twitter.com/hesnotthestig/status/1387463431024910338?s=21

Just a note to Gen-Z, anyone who tells you this is stupid and old.

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iā€™m sure rudy didnā€™t get any leaks from the same fbi guys who leaked to him in 2016 to warn him about this potentiality

Oh, good. Supposed to be sunny today. Any moisture is just Rudy flop sweat.

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Rudy has to be the biggest fall from grace right? A guy like Cosby hid who he was for decades but he was always a monster. Rudy had it all. Americaā€™s mayor, father figure after 9/11, etc. Blew it all over a dipshit moron of a president. Hope it was worth it you dope.

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I think heā€™s been broke forever due to constant divorces and spending problems.

Tonesing is straight trash.

He was formerly a named partner at a big law firm. Iā€™m sure they were paying him millions to use his name and have him show up to glad-hand clients. So even if the divorces took a lot, he was still likely set for life.

His repeated expensive marriage failures are indicative of his legal thinking generally.

This is after he was fired from a couple of established firms for being a bs artist and not actually being a good lawyer. He sold himself as a cyber security expert. He should have stuck to criminal defense.

https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/1387474004810809352?s=19

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1387483095318806533

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Hey now going after the mobs defense attorneys was a little bit cleverā€¦ which is why it was probably someone elseā€™s idea lol.

Dude does not know the meaning of shut up.

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The guy who made a porn tape with Paris Hilton ?

Rudy just got a metric shitload of unearned prestige for being mayor during 9/11 and some people havenā€™t questioned any of that for twenty years.

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