The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.
The natural toxins in Jr’s brain killed the intruder?
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Good lord this whole thing is amazing.
About the same time he learned of the parasite, he said, he was also diagnosed with mercury poisoning, most likely from ingesting too much fish containing the dangerous heavy metal, which can cause serious neurological issues.
“I have cognitive problems, clearly,” he said in the 2012 deposition. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.”
In the interests of irony I am going to assume it was residual mercury from the MMR vaccine.
lol America the three leading presidential candidates are Biden, Trump and a guy with worms literally eating his brain.
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The worms ATE his brain. Past tense. As it stands, RFK Jr. is the only presidential candidate who is known to have been cleared of brain worms.
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RFK knew you can’t fake crazy so he gave himself brain worms and mercury poisoning as part of the long game
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Ivermectin, clearly.
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I’m laughing at RFK Jr’s brain not being nutritious enough for brain worms to sustain.
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We should also consider the possibility that after spending some time in RFKJRs brain the worm killed itself.
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It wasn’t a vax toxin. That worm wouldn’t have stood a chance.
i’d rather vote for an octogenarian, than someone whose brain was damaged by a worm. figuratively and literally.
Serious answer? Guessing neurocystercosis. Some crazy percent of the developing world has it, like maybe >5%?
I think it just leaves or is self limiting.
Republican says actual funny thing.
https://twitter.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1788267912286921193?t=h1Cno3rpLpP2Ixdv6crj9g&s=19
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Lol holy shit
I actually kinda wish Trump had come up with that one. People would have lost their minds
Know way Trump knows that snowclone
I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this, but how does it leave?
This is vaguely remembered med school shit. I think the cysts in the brain just die. Normal life cycle below:
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