POTUS BOWL 2020: One More Dawn, One More Meme, One Meme More!

Guys with guns going to the South and enforcing voting rights at the barrel of a gun.

Wait, you guys arenā€™t posting Johnny Walker pics/gifs ironically? You actually like that swill?

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I think itā€™s when Karl Rove steps outside and see his shadow.

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i know thereā€™s ton of room for jokes, but my question is serious.

Florida and NC count quickly. Around 10 or 11 pm EST, weā€™ll know how close those are and how they line up with projections.

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The ā€œPolitical Pollsā€ twitter account needs to stop giving me acute chest pains by posting endless Trafalgar ā€œpolls.ā€

Macallan 25 is a worse value. A heavily peated scotch you donā€™t like is a worse value. Johnny Blue is not what I would call a good value but itā€™s a great scotch, and itā€™s more complex and consistent than any single malt because itā€™s a blend of a bunch of great single malt scotches. They can blend it so that it tastes more or less the same every time, even if that requires different amounts of each scotch than in previous years. And thatā€™s the strength of blends, in both scotch and wine.

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Is it too late to adjust my rankings of dem primary candidates?

https://mobile.twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1323164770921533451

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Wait, you dare to ask a scotsman IF he posted JW, the horror.

Iā€™ll have you know I posted a real Scottish whisky

:nerd_face:ā€¦ :point_left:

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If this country goes authoritarian my guess would be that it would be taken there by someone promising a government run by the experts. This authoritarian probably gets pretty good results in their lifetime too. Very likely going into the history books as the person who saved the world from climate changeā€¦

We might have a Roman Empire second act in us. Our Democracy is pretty dysfunctional at this point. Weā€™re all sitting here hoping some idiots donā€™t burn down a building full of ballots in Philly between now and the end of next week. This is getting pretty stupid and Iā€™m getting tired of having to care about the opinions of stupid people.

Like theyā€™re so fucking stupid that some assholes are using their stupidity to get them to vote to make life harder for stupid people. Iā€™m tired of their worthless totally uninformed opinions mattering to the process at any point.

And feelings like this, which after the experience in my lifetime of the US political process are pretty reasonable, are probably exactly what they hope is connecting with us in China.

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here is a good guide

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87 million followers:

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1323346718189080576?s=21

Taylor Swift GOAT

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I think the needle decision is pretty responsible and think its one more sign that some media outlets (some of the time) are genuinely trying to be more responsible with this election coverage. NYTimes still terrible.

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Good to have the needle in three states that if won, makes Biden president; but if lost, are still survivable.

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Thanks. So Florida is the only ā€˜swing stateā€™ that will count ā€˜nearly allā€™ the votes on election night. Not fun.

Maybe naked ballot nonsense wonā€™t be so bad? Maybe democrats will fix their ā€œerrorā€ at higher rates.

https://twitter.com/chueyburns/status/1323284335798243330?s=21

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https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/1323349498798755840

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man you Scotch people sure are touchy

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well this is based on their expected turnout model which, hopefully isnā€™t anything close to the Iowa democratic party computer stuff.

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