How is Kessler not a cartoon character
https://twitter.com/allenkessler/status/1634677237231353864?s=61&t=RmhhSEuVcr5uPU_S6Jmz0w
Seems like he’s leaning into the bit.
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He’s not, I don’t think.
I think Kessler has some OCD-ish issues when it comes to food and has a psychological aversion to certain textures or visual presentations of food, but I also think it’s funny to make fun of what I suppose are his food-related symptoms of mental health problems.
Doug back to his old ways of trying to make money. Guess he’s been hit hard by the news the past week
He said on the Lodge stream he has about 5 videos ready to go.
“Here are some successful attractive young people and one 50 year old meth head”
https://mobile.twitter.com/HCLPokerShow/status/1635760387370147840
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No hellmuth to ruin it!
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Poker is more fun to watch when you have someone cast as a clear villain.
Mikki will be the only one worried about the money, making sad faces, etc
It’s fascinating to watch how good everyone is at not letting him know that they know he’s not a “self-made professional gambler”
I realize that his gambling videos are complete bs, but has it been determined where his money actually comes from?
I think there were rumblings about it being family money
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Isn’t that always the favorite over the field, anyway? 
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What a fucking slimebucket
He addressed it by saying he now thinks it’s less than 99% she cheated, but that he still leans towards she cheated, but DUE PROCESS means he HAS TO invite her to his private games
I mean he can’t be this stupid. He must know he as an individual, without a business that needs advertising, would not play with someone he suspected of cheating. He’s said exactly that, before! And he doesn’t just suspect her; he still thinks it’s more likely than not!
I’m channeling NBZ hoping Texas arrests him and siezes all his property
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Kinda reminds me of the opening scene of The Wire
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Strangely he doesn’t apply that standard to any other cheater
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He is a click whore.
Imagine thinking it is 99% cheating at this point. A person’s brain would have to be Tucker Carlson broken to think that.
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Doug thinks it’s less than 99% cheating.
