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I’d sit this game to chat up Margaux. Maybe you’re starting to realize how far down you’d be on the SMD list.

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I don’t remember that one, but I’ve seen a few scumbags do it.

Possibly, although he is mostly limping for $40 and considers that like paying a toll to manipulate the stats. I’m pretty sure I could crush that game for like $1,500/hr at a 40% VPIP assuming stacks are deep enough, so just limp-folding away another $200/hr would get me pretty close to his VPIP and hourly.

So I think it’s doable but you need the full array: poker skills, LAG experience, live reads, and soft skills.

Now all that said, I’d take my poker game over his by a decent margin, but his soft skills beat mine by a decent margin. I’m not sure how to evaluate that gap. So I guess that is to say I’m not 100% on his innocence but I’m fairly confident in it.

Catching up on some 2+2 musings on this subject and lol. Apparently, anything Robbi did that isn’t sit still and shut up is potentially suspicious behavior that must be investigated as a possible signal in cheating.

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yea I finally broke my 2p2 silence and posted in there, I couldn’t take it anymore

You didn’t need to go over to 2p2 to see that take

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This lol

Kind of my point?

I’m sure Clovis will be along to point out that I am using the logical fallacy of guilt by association to discredit the pro-cheating faction.

you guys need to hu4rollz and get it over with

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another one of those games where it’s impossible not to beat pretty good at least but also impossible for me to actually get into, gotta be a scumbag in LA to stand trying to be pals with other scumbags in LA and that ain’t happening if I want to retain any sort of sanity.

Playing a massive nit HU is my definition of hell. Stealing blinds for 2 hours until he gets 10s+ is not my idea of time well spent.

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you dont know how to troll nits properly, then

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I avoid nits like the plague. 90% of the time I make a table change it’s because it’s infested with nits.

my ideal table is full of nits.

You are both nuts. That sounds like hell. I’d quit poker first. :grin:

I can work on an assembly line for minimum wage and have as much fun and make the same ROI.

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Seems like you’re saying nits play better than you.

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Clovis clearly correct here

I am saying nits play poorly, are almost always insufferable at the table and always make the game worse for their presence. If every sub 15% vpip players quit tomorrow the game would be infinitely better.

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They’re somehow both right.

This is definitely true:

But if this is true about Clovis playing a nit HU:

Then this also has to be true:

No. I have a massive money EV against a nit HU but the pain to realize it is not worth it. I play for fun and profit. Lose either and I don’t want to play poker.

Playing poker with a nit is always massively negative EV from a fun perspective.

Have you ever met a fun to play with nit? I can’t think of one in 20 years.

I’ve met a few who are interesting to chat with at the table, yes.

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