Smash his Christmas decorations, then leave a note calling him a traitor for giving up on Trump.
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I thought that Trumpkins were OUTRAGED about the godless socialist lefties CANCELLING Jesus at Xmas.
Would you rather have…
50 horses the size of ducks or a duck the size of a horse?
As a pet.
^
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UP music critic checking in here, new Swift album is good! Pretty sad though. She’s mega mega talented.
wtf? So my pornhub premium payment won’t go through this month? Bad!
A duck the size of a horse is a fuckin dinosaur.
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Which, sure a dinosaur is cool, but do you really want a 2000 pound dinosaur as a pet?
Duck shit is pretty gross even for normal sized ducks. Horse shit is kind of loafy and not bad.
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Yeah but it’s easier to find 1 large mound than it is 50 smallish one’s.
Most mispronounced words/names of 2020:
Am I insane? Is Yosemite really pronounced “YOH-sem-it-ee” and not “yoh-SEM-it-ee”?
I always assumed it was hair riss. Weird.
I say it Yo Sem Ah Tee but I’m from the Boston area so who knows.
Wait it’s not yoss-a-might?
I think it’s actually yos-met-AYYYY (rhymes with ma-chet-AYYY as pronounced by Mike and Adam on the old Pokercast).
Must have really tied the room together.
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The rug business is pretty shady. I’m not sure that’s a typo.
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Yo, whachu got?
I got area, persian, bathmats. Shit I even got some fly toupées if that’s how you want to roll.
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