The story falls apart when he claims Trump knows but was convinced not to say anything to anyone LOL
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yes, it turns into which is more unbelievable part of the story, the secret mars base where humans and aliens are collaborating and donald trump chose not to say anything
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Macy coming home early January. Iām wracked with guilt because we arenāt adopting, but sheās not from a breeder either. Some uhhh interesting friends of ours wanted their lab to āhave the experience of giving birthā (wat) before they get her fixed.
Iāve been working on my wife for years to get a dog and she finally cracked and I feel like this might be my only opportunity.
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The Martians have the pee tape, obviously.
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Good lord that thing is adorable
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I have a rl reputation for being a VERY SERIOUS PERSON. People have no idea.
Responsible is ok. Just keep knocking people off balance.
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No guilt for having such a beautiful little puppy. Enjoy every bit of it!
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The puppy is quite cute too.
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I want this to be real so bad but heās selling a book
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dark winter. first Squiggy now this
Chuck Yeager died:
https://twitter.com/GenChuckYeager/status/1336150145369444352?s=20\\
My pony travels at sub-Mach 1
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Yeah. In the wealthy neighborhood I live in it is clear that the cops are the servants of the residents. When we have block parties people have practically set up bars out in the street and itās pretty clear the cops wouldnāt dare do anything. I know this is not the way the police treat people with open containers drinking in the street in all neighborhoods.
Hereās a toastā¦
Truly one of my heroes. I donāt say that often.
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward Iāve climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds -
and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of -
wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence.
Hovering there Iāve chased the shouting wind along
and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
"Up, up the long delirious burning blue
Iāve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,
where never lark, or even eagle, flew;
and, while with silent, lifting mind Iāve trod
the high untrespassed sanctity of space,
put out my hand and touched the face of God."
āJohn Gillespie Magee, Jr.
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This made me laugh so hard that my wife woke up and I showed her and she started laughing too.
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Itās my go to feel good video!
Sheās going to love the dog more than you by, like, day 3.
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Sheās already there
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