When my gf and I moved across the country to Seattle, we took our time spending 3-4 weeks visiting friends, staying with family, and seeing the sights. We were making our way through western South Dakota and reached out to my gf’s aunt and uncle who lives in Jackson, WY. I had met them once at a wedding and they both seemed normal enough. I found out later that the uncle is some type of surgeon and apparently likes to go to Africa on safari hunts.
We pull up to their house and just the aunt is there, as the uncle works does surgeonry in another state and he’s working the entire time we’ll be in town. She wanted to show us around town and check out the Tetons since it was a beautiful day. So we briefly stepped inside to drop off a few bags in the room we’d be staying in, then headed out.
When we get back we finally make our way into the living room/kitchen area and I am instantly taken back. I said the uncle was into African safari hunting, but I was not expecting to enter the safari of stuffed animals that was unveiled upon entering the room. This mother fucker had, by my count, at least 45 dead animals either on the wall or used as furniture just in the living room/kitchen. There were multiple species of ram, antelope, boar, a small bear, a leopard that had a baby deer slumped in it’s grasp, etc. He also had several elephant tusks, a set of 4 were even used as legs for the dining room table. But the items that stood out to me the most were the elephant feet stools and a set of elephant ears stretched out on the wall in their bedroom.
It was pretty fucked up and this conversation reminded me of it.
Have you ever had a rauchbier? It’s a smoked beer and the ones I’ve tried taste almost meaty, specifically ham. Every drink was just cold, boozy, smokey ham water. MMMMM
Yeah, video is a massive disappointment. I wanted to see her chomping and snapping into it like it was a motherfuckin granny smith apple, none of this actually cooked shit. Eating a cooked potato is completely devoid of controversy and undeserving of her profanity or video making.
amazing post, but there’s another level. How did this guy get leprosy? Was he licking armadillos? A whole other implied kink. There’s like 200 cases of leprosy per year.
I guess I’ll live up to my reputation and say I don’t see the issue here at all.
The real issue is his feeling of objectification as a bad thing. That’s nothing more than cultural baggage. Everyone is objectified during sex. It’s a core part of desire. This is actually a YAHTZEE! as Dan Savage would say. He has a really rare condition that his partner finds arousing. He has won the sexual lottery!
Also, all the research available makes it clear people have zero control over their kinks so it’s as weird to suggest they can stop them as is it so suggest LGBTQ people can stop being attracted to the same sex. Obviously, a kink and queerness are not equivalent, but more and more they appear similar biologically and psychologically.
Of course, anyone with a kink is absolutely responsible to ensure they express it with consent and always being mindful of their partners.
I know the “no kink shaming” is a meme now but when used as joke remember you are basically doing the same thing as the guy who made really “funny” gay jokes in the locker room a decade ago.
Alright so I’m back in the gym for the first time in over a year. The clientele I’ve seen in the past couple days has been… Interesting? Frustrating? I’ve seen a Daily Caller t-shirt twice, an American flag bandana + graphic tee combo, and a pair of thin blue line shoes (lol)–generally fashy vibes from the predominantly young white men in there, which isn’t very surprising given a) the type of people who generally frequent gyms, and b) the subset of those people who would continue to go to the gym during a pandemic.
I’m considering taking the childish step of adding some alternative shirts to my gym wardrobe. Leaning towards something subtle like the anti-fascist flags, or maybe go the other direction and get some sort of over-the-top AOC fanboy shirt. Thoughts?
Nationalisation of the model railways (and Adele).
Ross Kemp to be the next poet laureate.
Massive expansion in recycling in all sectors except Hollywood movie plots.
£1 trillion a week for the NHS.
Sir David Attenborough to be on the fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square (or a statue of him, I don’t mind which).
Any Czechs on the Irish border are to be allowed to stay there.
Philip Green’s estates to be used as land for social housing.
Piers Morgan to be zero emissions by 2030.
Legalisation of the hunting of fox-hunters.
Regeneration of the “Intu” Shopping Centre, Uxbridge.
Speakerphones to be banned on public transport.
Donald Trump’s life to be the source material for a new pantomime at the London Palladium, starring Julian Clary as Trump and Gary Wilmot as Barack Obama.
Shops that play Christmas music before December are to be closed down and turned into public libraries.
Abolition of the Lords (all of them this time).
Universal Credit to be repealed and, more importantly, renamed. (Nowhere else in the universe would enact a policy devised by Iain Duncan Smith)
BBC commentator on all state occasions to be Craig Charles.
Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone.
The hand dryer in the gents’ toilet at the Crown & Treaty, Uxbridge to be moved to a more sensible position.
The BBC to bring back Grandstand, no matter what sports it can afford the rights to.
Jacob Rees-Mogg to be prorogued.
New voting age limit of 16 to be introduced. New voting age limit of 80 to be introduced too.
Nuclear weapons: a firm public commitment to build the £100bn renewal of the Trident weapons system, followed by an equally firm private commitment not to build it. They’re secret submarines, no one will ever know. It’s a win win.
University tuition fees to be charged to any politician who has ever voted for university tuition fees, plus interest.
Stop selling arms to repressive regime. Start buying lasers from Count Binface.
Novelty candidates in British elections must not be controlled or exploited in any way by film producers in the United States.
On Brexit: there must be another referendum, about whether there should be another referendum.
I have literally never seen one single second of Joel Olsteen in my life until that. Was not worth it. Props to him getting famous despite a severe blinking disorder.
