They meant get the very next boat stuck.
FYP
Fry sauce is mayo plus ketchup.
Terrible loss of human life
Iām sure itās just an bad anecdotal impression, but if I were incredibly rich I think Iād pass on the helicopter thing. Seems like theyāre always crashing.
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Thatās usually my first thought, but weāre probably massively underestimating the sheer number of these fuckers and how small the fatalities are per hundred.
Door Dash / Uber Eats are shit companies that canāt make money and only exist because for unknown reasons idiots keep funding their losses. The businesses donāt scale, the costs increase in a linear way with volume. Restaurants hate them, their drivers hate them, even their customers hate them.
Impossible >>> Beyond Meat, btw.
The billionaires are zipping around in private jets and helicopters constantly. They donāt sit around in traffic like shmucks.
And they kill the quality of the product in transit.
On the other hand, they capitalize on the laziness of American consumers. People will sacrifice ALOT on price and quality for the promise that they can have something by pushing a button on their phone from their couch. And the act of tapping the buttons on your phone to get food when youāre hungry in probably addictive. I am sure the little chimes and lights and āCONGRATS YOUR FOOD IS ON THE WAY!ā messages are stroking people in their brain chemistry in ways they donāt understand.
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The newer surcharges have befuddled the legislators who thought they had finally made progress to limit the cost of takeout food in the pandemic.
Lololol
They exist to scam the Saudiās which is actually more noble than you would think.
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And I say why not both, imo?
I donāt always do it but I am not opposed to ketchup on the following
Fries
Burgers
Hot dogs and brats
Scrambled eggs
Mac n cheese
Breakfast potatoes
I never eat meatloaf but ketchup would probably be fine on it
Fry sauce is good, ketchup and mustard combo is good on burgers and dogs.
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Drop the fricking bomb already.
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Kobe!
Gross
They arenāt. They are significantly less dangerous than automobiles.
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