It’s basically just 15-20 of us masterbating over our booming card values and crying about all the cards we sold before they went up 20x in price. And goofy doing some hacker stuff.
It’s been a very entertaining time waster
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Maybe pushing this forum as an early adopter of Top Shots can be used as a hook to get non-2+2 people to look at the forum. But, given that WallStreetBets seems to lean deplorable, maybe we don’t want those sorts of people?
It’s probably pretty cool to be able to walk away from being international superstars knowing that nobody knows what you look like.
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Drawing it the shape of a boat really works well, but they are also stable capsized.
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Instigator is apparently an Oklahoma football player, other guy is trained in MMA.
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OU football player got what sounds like an orbital blowout fracture (the bones around the eye got fucked) and almost lost his eye (but probably not really, they did the procedure outpatient so it wasn’t that urgent).
Gotta love rolling around on that nasty piss-soaked bathroom floor.
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Dude is lucky at 0:16 that his buddy’s ass got in the way of him taking that back suplex on his fucking neck.
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The goal of a fight in those conditions should be kicks to the head of a grounded opponent.
From the article “The video begins with Jones telling his assailant to “Get the f*** out of here,” before the perpetrator wiped blood from his face on Jones and initiated his attack.”
The perpetrator wiped whose blood from his face? I think it was his own, ie, stuff happened before the video started.
As someone who has also trained MMA, these dudes should know better and should be deescalating and or walking away. You know damn well untrained people don’t stand a chance. I don’t really see enough in this video to justify kicking the absolute shit out of two people, even if they’re clearly assholes and an asskicking might do them some good. Not only can you really hurt someone, good chance you end up in jail
That said I can’t really tell, but does the guy who throws the punch have a bloody nose? If he was hit first then thats justification, a push isn’t.
If you’re going to edgelord, how about one bullet in the heart and another in the brain? That will discourage anyone else from trying to be a hero.
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pedestrians, always
anyway, I think the ultimate answer to who is the asshole depends on your honk. if it was a tap just to get her attention, then she overreacted, but if you like leaned on the horn, it’s you.
in any case, waiting for you at the door is an overreaction, and you telling her to fuck off is also an overreaction, though probably less of one than stalking you at the door.
He does.
I have almost no training other than 10000 fights with my brother who was twice my size. Wanna fight? Just for fun. I don’t want to get more than mildly hurt or hurt anyone.
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I have literally never been in a fight and have snap-folded instantly in these types of spots, which is probably the right move for all kinds of reasons, but I must admit to feeling some involuntary satisfaction at seeing the bully get lit up. The comments indicate MMA guy got punched in the nose before the video started.
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How do you go through life with never getting into a fight? Crazy to me.
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Not counting fights with my brothers I’ve been in a few pushing matches, but only two fights, both in 5th grade. 1-1.
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I am a huge wimp and an only child.
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My older brother (older by 1.5 years) used to literally just walk into the room and say “wanna fight?” There was really no saying ‘no’…as a matter of pride. The fights weren’t like all out punching in the face, but they were punching and wrestling, almost daily and didn’t end until we were about 20.
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Geez, I was just making a joke about avoiding rolling around on a piss-soaked floor. If I were going to edgelord, I would be a lot more extreme. Violence can be a laughing matter. I watch professional wrestling and I gravitate more towards the cartoony, comedy stuff than attempts to pretend that it is a real, serious sport.
As it is, the last physical confrontation I was involved in ended the way I would truly advocate dealing with fights: I gave the other guy a low blow and casually walked away. My current fighting style, if I were forced to get physical with someone is going to be a checklist of violations of the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts.
And if I were going to advocate shooting someone, it’d be all about the best way to maim someone and have them survive to live a fate worse than death. Something like several bullets to the lower back in an attempt to sever their spinal cord.
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