**Official** Physicists are freaks and very weird dudes LC Thread

Venison is delicious if you know how to cook it. People go wrong when they try to swap it with beef which ldo doesn’t work. It’s a totally different animal. LIke, “I tried to make a cheeseburger with turkey breast and it wasn’t good!” Yeah, no kidding.

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OK.

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I’ve got elk > venison > caribou > bear in my “big things killed with a gun” power rankings

Douchiest Doocy? Steve or Peter.

I’d have snap bet that Steve was the biggest douche in his family until I just came across Peter in the last week or so. Right now, I’ve got Peter solidly in the lead, even at his relatively young age. Papa must be so proud.

I want to try elk. Rogan eating it for half the year straight and everything else I’ve heard must mean it’s good.

I worked at a butcher shop for a couple years and did 2 deer seasons. A big-antlered buck is like 1/200, super rare, we’d get fewer than one a night and we’d process like a hundred a night. Every big antlered buck except one rare time, the guy wanted it specialty skinned so he could mount it. Little antlers were pretty common and most of the time they’d ask for them so they can get just the antlers mounted on the wall. I’d have to slice the neck all the way around and then cut through the spine with a hacksaw. then I’d put the head on the ground and with my foot on its face I’d start with the hacksaw right to its skull to get the antlers out. I’d try to do a triangle shape so it’s only 2 cuts, and then smack it against something to get any brains out.

Poker player was a better job. Scientist is probably the best so far. I’d like to try mailman at some point, mailman seems fun. But none of that packages shit, just letters.

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Couldn’t deal with the dogs as a mailman, personally. Science bro is a pretty chill job if you can get it.

I thought I had the weirdest career path, you win

@BestOf

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Not at all LC, but where to put it?

https://twitter.com/nearneighbours/status/1354357403932909573

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Some of these are fucking great…

https://twitter.com/DanielDylanWray/status/1354343237419479040

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But how do you feel about the Liz Hurley hoo ha?

lol if I could have found a thread without reference to that nonsense…

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Incredible story I hadn’t heard before.

NSFW. Liz Hurley’s hoo-hoos.

In my state you can buy as many bonus doe tags as you want.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1354394597867323392

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My cat ran away from birds too.

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Mailman strikes me as all of the exercise of golf without any of the excitement of golf.

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