Dodger is filled w/ regret bc he just remembered what he should have drafted.
And now Dodger just remembered another.
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This is my favorite episode with my mom and I. Weâll still occasionally say, âwhen you come inside, you wipe your wheels. Itâs common courtesyâ or some other paraphrasing.
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Ah, but for a show that rewards embarrassment, I award you half
The Calzone
Season 7, episode 19
âBig Stein wants an eggplant calzone!â
Tipping is pointless if no one notices it.
Beautiful women are like Godzilla, able to get away with anything.
Clothes straight out of the dryer are the most luxurious.
A super genius figures out how to date elaine without her even knowing it.
Newman doesnât deliver mail in the rain. âI wasnât that big on creedsâ
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This is technically an excellent pick, but no gifs???
Iâm winning poker tournaments, sorry
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I gotcha. GLGL $$$
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bjâs got the moves
Ok, Iâll stop
I had a bunch of different episodes bouncing around my head for my next pick but when I looked them up, it turned out that one of my âepisodesâ was actually just a separate plot line in one of the other episodes, so that became the clear winner. With my second round selection and pick 12 of the Seinfeld draft, I select âThe Comeback.â
A tour de force albeit standard performance from George, who plots his revenge after being told by coworker Reilly âHey George, the ocean called, theyâre running out of shrimpâ due to George gorging himself during a company lunch. His devastating comeback? âWell the jerk store called and theyâre running out of you.â Needless to say his friends arenât terribly impressed. In order to deliver this line, George ends up traveling to Reillyâs new job (in Texas I think), with a platter of shrimp so that heâll repeat the joke and George can deliver his comeback.
Meanwhile, Kramer has seen a movie titled âThe Other Side of Darkâ about a woman who goes into a coma (fun fact: I once read an entirely unrelated book of this name). This leads him to think about his end of life care and he ends up appointing Elaine as his power of attorney. Needless to say, she is prepared to take a quite ruthless approach to ending life support. Somehow, this episode balances another hilarious minor plotline, in which Jerry agrees to embarrass himself so that Milos, the owner of the tennis shop at the club where they play, can look like a good tennis player in front of his wife, who Jerry had been flirting with.
The episode concludes with George delivering his line and immediately getting dunked back on, prompting him to quip âOh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!â Reillyâs wife turns out to be in a coma. Kramer gets hit with a tennis ball and wakes up to
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This is my favorite episode of Seinfeld bar none. What starts off to be a ride to see Michael Jordan playing at MSG turns out be be different when George reads a speech that âheâ prepared handed to him.
â⌠And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities.â
My 2nd pick is The Limo.
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So am I next after @TrueNorth32 ? Do I have that right? Iâll try to get it in before beddy bye time if so.
| Player | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nicholasp27 | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| superuberbob | The Contest | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| Namath | The Opposite | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| suzzer | The Deal | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| TrueNorth | The Marine Biologist | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| MattyLice | The Hamptons | The Limo | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| mjiggy | The Chicken Roaster | The Comeback | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| beetlejuice | The Millennium | The Calzone | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
| Dodger | The Boyfriend | The Jimmy | Undrafted | Undrafted | Undrafted |
You are after TrueNorth.
Wtf
This isnât like 2+2 where I get a notification of a pm.
I had no clue I was up and skipped and nobody mentioned it to me during all my posting in the other draft or covid or Trump threads. (Or even on 2+2 for those who use it and know I check my pms)
Missing 2 rounds sucksâŚwtf
Iâll just bow out
Discourse needs push notifications.
Shocking this commish fucked up.
Showed so much promise in the predraft process, too.
Apologies for the confusion. I hope you will still participate. I will leave the spot open in case you change your mind, but of course nothing to explain if youâve made up your mind.
You only missed the first round. Youâre the tail of the snake in this one.